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Posted: 28th Feb 2015 15:17 Edited at: 28th Feb 2015 15:19
Ok so now I've developed bronchitis, and some sort of infection. These antibiotics are huge. And are coloured like some kind of poisonous insect...
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Posted: 28th Feb 2015 15:57
I've developed page.

On a side note, Dragon Ball Xenoverse is amazing.

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Posted: 28th Feb 2015 19:05
Ah lol, today one of the top managers of a water treatment facility in a city near me offered to give me a tour around the place. I would have accepted, but I have other plans. Neat, nonetheless!

And ugh, I think the people in the apartment above are moving furniture or something that creates a butt ton of noise.

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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 03:12 Edited at: 1st Mar 2015 03:15
Quote: "1.000.000 is a million for me not 1,000,000"


That's so weird for me. It makes much more sense to use commas for digit grouping rather than decimal places since a comma naturally represents a pause. So I would say 251,340,521.42 as: "Two hundred and fifty one million, three hundred and forty thousand, five hundred and twenty one point four-two." I could never use commas as decimal points

Our Land Rover's decided to get a small turbo leak. Not enough to take ALL the power (we've had the whole turbo hose come off before and I tell you what, non-turbo-charged diesels are seriously gutless!) but enough to sap our hill-climbing abilities. Kinda feels like you're towing a trailer the whole time.

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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 04:42
I just gave my very early WIP game engine a dithering shader. 8 bits per channel is sad.

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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 07:35 Edited at: 1st Mar 2015 08:44
Not procrast'inating

Quote: "Our Land Rover's decided to get a small turbo leak"
Right after mentioning its great reliability?

I am not sure about the older ones; we have a 2011 LR4, which I think is called the Discovery in most of the world. It has a Jaguar engine, and there is no oil tap on the bottom of the oil pan to drain the oil for a routine oil change -- no, you need a special engine oil siphon that only Land Rover and Jaguar dealers have. Smart design, from their economic perspective.

I think I mentioned we just got it back from $8,000 of repair. It was being driven, and the water pump failed. That allowed all of the coolant to leak out the system rather quickly, but the individual driving had no idea of course, and kept driving. Soon the engine overheated, and both heads and head gaskets were warped. The gaskets had to be replaced, and the heads machined back into shape. It took them about two and a half weeks to do the repair, which is totally fine, since it's a complex engine -- it has three timing chains. I do wonder though, why would an engine need three timing chains? One seems sufficient.

Yay, finally my beautiful signature is gone. I think I hated it as much as you all probably did.
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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 14:23 Edited at: 1st Mar 2015 14:24
Quote: "I just gave my very early WIP game engine a dithering shader. 8 bits per channel is sad."


What WIP game would that be, oh great counter of points?

Quote: "Right after mentioning its great reliability?"


Nah, it already had the leak when I mentioned that.

Quote: "we have a 2011 LR4, which I think is called the Discovery in most of the world."


That'll be the Disco 4 then, I assume.

Quote: "It has a Jaguar engine"


Does that mean it's a V8? Ours is diesel. V8s are thiiiirsty!

Quote: "no, you need a special engine oil siphon that only Land Rover and Jaguar dealers have."


Typical!

Quote: "Soon the engine overheated, and both heads and head gaskets were warped."


Ouch. "Both heads"? Oh, must be the V8 then.

Quote: "it has three timing chains"


?? I wonder why...

Quote: "Yay, finally my beautiful signature is gone. I think I hated it as much as you all probably did."


I thought it was ok. Come up with something new.

I really like Simon Pegg/Nick Frost films. Already seen all the Cornetto Trilogy and Spaced. Watched Paul tonight; 'twas a rather good film

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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 17:40
Quote: "you need a special engine oil siphon that only Land Rover and Jaguar dealers have."

Pft Apple.

Quote: "I do wonder though, why would an engine need three timing chains?"

I don't know what those do.

Quote: "What WIP game would that be"

It's the one that isn't Exotreve.

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Posted: 1st Mar 2015 18:47
Quote: "Nah, it already had the leak when I mentioned that."
Ahh, I gotcha.

Quote: "That'll be the Disco 4 then, I assume."
Lol, looks like it. Interesting name for it!

Quote: "Does that mean it's a V8? Ours is diesel. V8s are thiiiirsty!"
It is a V8 indeed! Petrol/gasoline, and yes, it loooves drinking the smelly liquid. 5 liter engine, 385 horsepower I think. The accelerator (gas pedal as we call it here) is a little touchy!

Quote: "I wonder why..."
Haha yeah. I can potentially see one going to each of the two heads, but even that is only two. Maybe another goes to the distributor?

Quote: "Come up with something new."
At your will, boss!

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 14:07 Edited at: 2nd Mar 2015 16:32
The gif is acting weird, open it in a new tab to view from the beginning.



Quote: "1,000,000"


In Switzerland we use apostrophes: 1'000'000

This is so you can't confuse them with the point, such as in the number: 10'000.234

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 15:11
Quote: "I don't know what those do."


They literally stop your engine from exploding. If they break it's very bad.

Quote: "Petrol/gasoline, and yes, it loooves drinking the smelly liquid."


I'll bet it goes like stink, though! Our LR needs a new mass air-flow (MAF) sensor so when you plant your foot it just sits there and does nearly nothing for 2-4 seconds and then absolutely FLIES forward. The problem is that if you're sitting at an intersection waiting to turn right (the hard one - left if you're in America) and see a gap, perfectly time it and then plant your foot... the engine spins up just enough to move you into the path of the oncoming semi-trailer, leisurely drifting across the road; eventually the ECU decides it's not going to get any signal from the MAF sensor and just reverts to default values, at which point you launch forward way too fast for the corner. My point is that even our diesel LR really moves when you ask it to, so I'll bet your V8 one is ridiculously fast off the mark. Is yours an auto or a manual? Ours is automatic, which is good for towing several tonnes of firewood in a big cage trailer because it isolates some of the shunting from the engine.

We've found the ECU responds best if we push the accelerator lightly to spin up the engine before the gap in the traffic arrives. We really should replace the MAF sensor, but they're expensive to buy (~$180 IIRC) and we're still not 100% sure the MAF sensor is the cause of the throttle response delay. The malfunctioning MAF sensor (and thus the ECU using default fuel values) could be the reason we get a solidly consistent 10l/100km in fuel consumption. Replacing the MAF could mean we either get even better fuel economy (because the ECU would use the correct fuel amount for the situation) or it could mean we get worse fuel economy (because the ECU would use the correct fuel amount for the situation).

Incidentally, we fixed the turbo leak today by just replacing the small hose that we guessed was leaking. All of about half an hour to do. That's very good news, because we've decided to buy a new dirt bike, and the one we're looking at is many hours away in Brisbane. We think we'll be going there to buy the bike (a Kawasaki KLR250 - ~$650, which is very cheap) on Friday.

Quote: "I can potentially see one going to each of the two heads, but even that is only two."


Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that.

Quote: "Maybe another goes to the distributor?"


Would you use a chain for a distributor? Wait, would it even have a distributor? It'd be fully electronic ignition wouldn't it?

Quote: "At your will, boss!"

Quote: "something new"


lol

Quote: "In Switzerland we use apostrophes: 1'000'000"


I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I thought you were British and lived in London or something. Have I had that completely wrong the entire time I've been here??

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 16:35 Edited at: 2nd Mar 2015 16:36
Quote: "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I thought you were British and lived in London or something. Have I had that completely wrong the entire time I've been here??"


I live in Switzerland, I went/am going through the Swiss education system, I speak Swiss German with my Swiss friends and I'm good at skiing.

I'm also enjoying this divine Swiss chocolate bar as I type this with one hand. You have no idea how good chocolate tastes here.

As I was saying: 10,000 is a stupid way of writing 10000 because it could also mean 10 (as in 10.000). That's why we write it with an apostrophe: 10'000.

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 17:33
Pffffft! He's saying rocks shouldn't use specular. [i]Everything[i] needs specular.

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 17:40
Quote: "Pffffft! He's saying rocks shouldn't use specular. Everything needs specular."


Yes they do! Make it very dark and give it a slightly brownish hue.



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That seems sarcastic. Are you one of those people? One of those don't use specular for every material people?

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 22:16
Black holes need specular

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And bloom.
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 23:47
Quote: "I live in Switzerland, I went/am going through the Swiss education system, I speak Swiss German with my Swiss friends and I'm good at skiing."


How have I been so wrong all this time?! Well ok then, Switzerland is cool

Quote: "As I was saying: 10,000 is a stupid way of writing 10000 because it could also mean 10 (as in 10.000)."


...but only if that's the way it's written where you live. In Australia and America (and presumably Britain too) it's exclusively written 10,000 (ten thousand) and 10.000 (ten point zero-zero-zero), so they could never be mixed up. I didn't know anyone wrote it the other way around until I saw it on a couple of European websites a few months ago. It totally confused me.

Quote: "That's why we write it with an apostrophe: 10'000."


If you hadn't told me that was 10,000 I never would have worked it out.

For once I'm glad to be on the same side as the US. Being the "centre of the world" (), the way the US works tends to spread to the rest of the world (except Imperial - no way we're ever giving up our awesome metric! ) so hopefully all the other silly methods of writing ten thousand (such as 10.000 and 10'000) will squashed out for good. I'm kidding of course! Although I kind of would prefer we all used the same way of writing decimal places...

It's about a quarter to ten in the morning right now. Way too early to be up and foruming. Forgive all my weirdness this morning

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Yay! The bike dude that's got the Kawasaki we're interested in buying has just emailed and said we can come up today if we want rather than wait 'til Friday. Yes! Off to Brisbane we go! Ok, so the drive will be about 5 hours there and 5 back, but it'll be worth it! Hopefully.

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2015 23:49 Edited at: 3rd Mar 2015 00:00
Quote: "eventually the ECU decides it's not going to get any signal from the MAF sensor and just reverts to default values, at which point you launch forward way too fast for the corner"
Ah wow, that seems annoying. Ours is extremely fast off the mark! It is an automatic indeed. Where we live, lots of roads exist where there are only two lanes, separated by no barriers, so the oncoming lane is your passing lane. Even going up a steep grade and towing a 4,000 pound trailer, our LR4 has no problem overtaking a slow driver. It's a little scary, sometimes, the amount of torque you have when it downshifts as you put the pedal down.

Quote: "Would you use a chain for a distributor? Wait, would it even have a distributor? It'd be fully electronic ignition wouldn't it?"
Good point! Sort of forgot the car wasn't old. Hmmm, well maybe they just have a third chain for kicks and giggles. It just turns an idler pulley, that's all.

EDIT My guess is that it's something like this:



Seems a little redundant to me! I suppose it has the potential to make the actual chain loop a bit more compact; you don't have long diagonal sections of chain spanning between the crank sprocket and each cam sprocket.

I have a new signature! Reload this page and look again to see it in all of its lovelyness.

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Posted: 3rd Mar 2015 00:17
Quote: "How have I been so wrong all this time?! Well ok then, Switzerland is cool "


My blood is Australian though. Do you ever get that feeling where you don't know what country is your home country? I'm too mischievous to be Swiss and too upstanding to be Australian.

@Sasuke - I answered your PM a long time ago, not sure if you saw it or not. You probably don't even read The Posting Competition.

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UE4 is now free! Still the 5% gross revenue split after $3000 but still that's a better deal than Unity Pro unless you're making tons of money.

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@TheComet:
Quote: " I'm too mischievous to be Swiss"


My girlfriend lives in switzerland and I visit her regularly so I know exactly what you mean! You are all overly friendly and welcoming and in a public park in Solothurn is an old phonebooth where you can take books for free or put old books in you don't need anymore. In a public and unsupervised tropical garden are bottles with scent-samples of plants that aren't chained up.

The latter would be stolen in my area and the public bookshelve amazes me! Around here it would either be full of urine or someone would have stolen all the books and try to resell them.

Public transportation is also really nice and clean in switzerland. I find all of that rather alien but nice




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Anybody have any feedback on this intro bumper I made for a web series my brother and I are going to start producing soon?



Made with Sony Vegas Movie Studio 11, GIMP, and lots of free sound effects/music from the web!

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Haha, looks professional to me! Where did you get the free music and such? I also have an upcoming need for those kinds of things.

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Thanks!

I got the music from bensound.com, and the sound effects are from freesound.org. Good places!

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Posted: 4th Mar 2015 11:33
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A Swiss GF? How did you get yourself into that situation?

Yeah, Swiss are incredibly polite and proud of themselves. The reason things like bookshelves or scent samples work is because from a very young age we're taught to not touch things that don't belong to us.

There's an interesting dynamic in regard to foreigners, something I've not seen anywhere else in the world. It's kind of a scaled down version of the black/white person conflict in America. It's the only place on earth where you can curse openly about "those damn Turks/Albanians" without getting arrested.

It feels weird to be racist against non-Swiss when I'm not even Swiss myself.

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Posted: 4th Mar 2015 13:24
Quote: "Where we live, lots of roads exist where there are only two lanes, separated by no barriers, so the oncoming lane is your passing lane."


Like the vast majority of Australia, then

Quote: "It's a little scary, sometimes, the amount of torque you have when it downshifts as you put the pedal down."


I would genuinely love to have a drive of your Land Rover! It'd be really cool to see what a newer (and V8-powered!) Land Rover can do!

Quote: "Hmmm, well maybe they just have a third chain for kicks and giggles."


lol No, they've added it to make the car as complex as they possibly could to make life more interesting for the owners

Quote: "Seems a little redundant to me! I suppose it has the potential to make the actual chain loop a bit more compact; you don't have long diagonal sections of chain spanning between the crank sprocket and each cam sprocket."


Pff no idea. I suppose someone at LR thought it was a good idea...

Quote: "My blood is Australian though."


Well that's pretty cool, but I'm even less sure of myself now.... I was so firmly convinced you were 100% British...

Quote: "Do you ever get that feeling where you don't know what country is your home country?"


No because I've always lived in Australia and never left the country. Heck, I've never even lived outside NSW.

Quote: "too upstanding to be Australian."


ROFL Too accurate, man, too accurate...

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On the Land Rover front, it turns out we hadn't actually fixed the turbo leak. It also turns out the turbo wasn't "leaking" as such: the wastegate was being held open slightly, so we could hear a whistling noise and the car lacked power. We drove all the way to Brisbane (well, Ipswitch - close enough) to buy and bring back a 1992 (I think) Kawasaki KLR250 with hardly any power (the LR, not the bike), and then when with the weight of a really big dirt bike in the trailer, we discovered a new problem: under high revs (such as driving up a steep hill) the engine would start "pulsing" - it was a bit weird and obviously a lot worrying, but it sounded electronic, like a sensor was failing, so we stopped worrying and just kept driving.... obviously whilst trying to keep the revs suitably low.

When we got the Land Rover home safely (hooray!), I started looking online. Turns out on the Disco 2, the turbo wastegate is actuated via a thing called a wastegate modulator. It's a small box stuck to the side of the block with three hoses and a wiring connector attached to it. We have no idea what it does, and the equivalent TD5 Defender doesn't have this modulator thingy, so, going on what lots of people have apparently done, we bypassed the modulator entirely and connected the wastegate actuator directly to... err... the "pressurised pipe" bit. You know, the hose that carries the turbo-pressurised air to the intakes on the engine. Anyway that immediately fixed the problem and we have all our power back again. AND the whistling has stopped. The bypass thing is something that lots of Land Rover owners have to do apparently because the modulators from that era of LRs are all starting to fail.

The MAF sensor has completely had it, though, so we're still going to replace that and theoretically that should give us near-instant acceleration off the mark like we should have.

I was going to tell you all about the KLR250 and our escapades with it, but right now I'm actually so tired that I've lost all sense of depth and scale. The screen of my monitor seems tiny and huge at the same time, and the keyboard sounds like it's extremely angry but also very sped up and loud, yet quiet. I know it's not just me that gets this weird thing; anyone else know what I'm talking about? Where sometimes when you're very tired you lose all sense of scale? Quite weird. I used to hate the feeling, but don't mind it now. I mean, if I turn on a light or look around, the feeling instantly goes away, but while ever I'm sitting still, everything feels huge and tiny and, weirdly, angry.

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Quote: "I've lost all sense of depth and scale"


I've never had that happen, but sometimes I get a feeling of being disconnected from reality, like my senses are trapped within myself.

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Quote: ""Where we live, lots of roads exist where there are only two lanes, separated by no barriers, so the oncoming lane is your passing lane.""


Isn't that the standard for most roads? A lot of the bigger roads in sweden are slowly being rebuilt to have 3 lanes and a fence in the middle but I think most smaller roads are two regular lanes

Quote: "lost all sense of depth and scale"


That doesn't sound too good . The only time I have experienced that is when I have been sick and sometimes everything in the room feels like it expands away from you and gets tiny.

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This will come as a surprise considering the recent debate - but I have returned to Android.
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Quote: "This will come as a surprise considering the recent debate - but I have returned to Android."


LOL I didn't realise you were such a fanboy!

All jokes aside, Android is far superior to iOS. Its devices have a dedicated "back" button.
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Quote: " Made with Sony Vegas Movie Studio 11, GIMP, and lots of free sound effects/music from the web!"

Looks good! It may be a bit too long though. Maybe move the "Created By" part to the end of the video? 20 seconds for an intro is pretty dang long.

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I think this proves I'm not really a fanboy over anything.

Quote: "All jokes aside, Android is far superior to iOS. Its devices have a dedicated "back" button."

The back button is nice, but I still think iOS has a better feel overall than Android. I'm looking forward to the increased flexibility and a bigger screen size, but it just feels a little incomplete in places, even on Android 5.0.

Leaving Apple is hard, nothing can compete with iMessage. I was told Android had a counterpart. No it doesn't.
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Quote: "Leaving Apple is hard, nothing can compete with iMessage. I was told Android had a counterpart. No it doesn't."

Hangouts is pretty darn close though.

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Maybe if it was the default like it is on iOS, otherwise it's completely useless to me because everybody using an android phone will just be using the default SMS client.
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Quote: "Looks good! It may be a bit too long though. Maybe move the "Created By" part to the end of the video? 20 seconds for an intro is pretty dang long.
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Thanks! Yeah, I definitely want to shorten it, perhaps I can say "Created by and Starring" blahblahblah, which would be a lot better me thinks.

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Quote: "Maybe if it was the default like it is on iOS, otherwise it's completely useless to me because everybody using an android phone will just be using the default SMS client."

It's default on my phone, but I've got a nexus, so no silly bloatware for me.

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Indicium, what made you go with Android? I know I want my next phone to be an iPhone, but I'm going to wait until this phone is paid off and is dead and buried because I'm a broke grocery store employee trying to self-fund a YouTube series

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H highbrow points

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Quote: "I would genuinely love to have a drive of your Land Rover!"
Sure! I'll just stick the Rover in a little envelope and send it your way. Just give it back eventually! I hope 3 stamps covers shipping...

Quote: "No, they've added it to make the car as complex as they possibly could to make life more interesting for the owners"
I wouldn't be surprised!

Quote: "The bypass thing is something that lots of Land Rover owners have to do"
Ah, so even cars need bypass surgeries! Glad you got it fixed, besides the air flow sensor of course.

Quote: "The screen of my monitor seems tiny and huge at the same time, and the keyboard sounds like it's extremely angry but also very sped up and loud, yet quiet. I know it's not just me that gets this weird thing; anyone else know what I'm talking about? Where sometimes when you're very tired you lose all sense of scale?"
Yep, that happens to me sometimes. Usually when I have been up exceeding 22 hours, though. Sort of a neat feeling... My school has this interesting blue carpet everywhere, and I am not sure what there is about it, but in my 12 years of going to school, those carpets have always put me in trances if I stare at them long enough. I just get into this state where I stare at the carpet, hardly blink my eyes, and activity in my brain goes pretty low. No day dreaming usually occurs during that or anything. I don't have to be tired for it to happen, but I feel really refreshed when I come out of it.

Quote: "Isn't that the standard for most roads?"
Sort of is where I live, but most of the USA has at least 4 lane roads. Between where I live and the rest of civilization is a highway called 285, which historically has been just 2 lanes, but lately has been converted to 4 lanes most of the way. 285 is one of the deadliest highways in my state, sadly, so it is good that they are expanding it. My family has known multiple people who have died on that road, and the road is dotted with blue signs that say "Please drive safely -- In memory of: xxxxxx". In fact, a few weeks ago, I was driving through one place in particular that tends to kill people (literally), and there had clearly been a fatal accident recently. There were skid marks all over the ground, a large reddish-brown spot on the road, the guard railing was dented, and there was a cross planted in the ground next to the road. Really sad.

That road has regular highway speeds, 55 MPH, right below 100kph for you metric folks. In fact, here is a picture of the section of road where that particular accident occurred:



The speed limit in there is 45MPH, but I have seen people go through there at 70 or so. I have seen other bad accidents on that road as well. There was once a place where a guy over corrected while going around a sharp curve, which caused his car to roll and slam into a rock wall beside the road. He wasn't buckled in, so he was flung out of his car, landed on the ground, and his car landed on top of him, killing him instantly. As we drove by the accident, I recall seeing the car itself upside down on the ground, white sheets covering the man under the car, and a big puddle of blood draining across the road, which we had to drive through. Another time, in roughly the same spot as is in the above picture, I drove by a pretty bad scene. It looked like a truck and a car had collided, and there was an engine block laying on the road, and bodies covered in blue tarps laying all over the road. I was young when I saw both of those accidents, so I was haunted for a fair bit.

Hmm, I hope my textual descriptions of what I saw are not too graphic. Mods may remove any graphic textual depictions if they see it fit.

EDIT LOL, I love my new signature. I think I will keep it.

Sorry, you can redo your sig...Stupid Mod pressed the wrong button.
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Quote: "It's default on my phone, but I've got a nexus, so no silly bloatware for me."


Perhaps, I've only ever had Samsung. It wouldn't be an issue if the SMS standard was updated to send multimedia (obviously without the associated charges of MMS), delivery and read notifications.

I've switched to android because I wanted expandable memory, waterproofing, a bigger screen, more flexibility to do what I like with the device. As a phone, the iPhone wins. Typing is so easy on the iPhone, I can do it without looking. Typing on the S5 is very cumbersome. (Familiarity isn't the issue, I had my Galaxy Note for a year and still couldn't do this.)
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Quote: "Typing is so easy on the iPhone, I can do it without looking. Typing on the S5 is very cumbersome. (Familiarity isn't the issue, I had my Galaxy Note for a year and still couldn't do this.)"

Install a different keyboard

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You can change the default SMS client on Android. Most have fallback modes similar to iMessage does where it doesn't use the more advanced features unless it's communicating with a similar client.

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Quote: "Install a different keyboard"


Obviously, even Swiftkey isn't as nice as the iOS keybord.

Quote: "You can change the default SMS client on Android. Most have fallback modes similar to iMessage does where it doesn't use the more advanced features unless it's communicating with a similar client."

Sure, the problem is that nobody else has it set to their default so it's redundant using it. (At least in my circle.) I just checked out Hangouts, it's horrid. Samsung's contacts app can pull profile photos from Facebook, but Hangouts will only do Google+ accounts, people have those?
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If they have a Youtube account or a GMail, they do.

I use Hangouts quite a bit, their MMS/group messaging system is so much better than Samsung's (at least on the S3).

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Posted: 5th Mar 2015 13:54
Quote: "but it just feels a little incomplete in places, even on Android 5.0."


Even I agree with that. Google needs to do a massive consistency pass on Android.

Quote: "nothing can compete with iMessage. I was told Android had a counterpart. No it doesn't."


What did iMessage do that you miss? Maybe I can help you out here.

Quote: "Sure! I'll just stick the Rover in a little envelope and send it your way. Just give it back eventually! I hope 3 stamps covers shipping..."


rofl

Quote: "He wasn't buckled in"


It's sad that he died, but I'll still say this: he was an idiot for not wearing his seatbelt.

Quote: "I was young when I saw both of those accidents, so I was haunted for a fair bit."


Yeah, I'll bet...

Quote: "EDIT LOL, I love my new signature. I think I will keep it."


Ahahahahaha!! LOL that dingbat mod! I know who it was, too, 'cause I looked the audit log I've wondered so many times if anyone ever gets their sigs erased by accident lol...

Quote: "Typing on the S5 is very cumbersome. (Familiarity isn't the issue, I had my Galaxy Note for a year and still couldn't do this.)"


The thing is, I hate the iOS keyboard. It sucks SO BAD. I can type really well on Android but not at all on iOS, no matter how much I try. My point is that it probably is familiarity.

The advantage of Android is that if you don't like the stock keyboard, you can easily change it. My brother loves the stock keyboard but I don't; I use Swype. I want to help you out here as well, so what specific problems are you having? Are you just not hitting the keys accurately? Is the auto-correct not working as you'd expect (which I'd find hard to believe - iOS' auto-correct is pretty bad)?

Quote: "even Swiftkey isn't as nice as the iOS keybord."


In what way?

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About the KLR250 we bought on Tuesday: well, it goes nicely and just idles smoothly, which is a good start. It's huge and quite difficult to mount. We rode it a bit after we got it home (the guy we bought it from had nowhere to actually ride it, so he started it, proved the gears all worked and showed it idling 'til it nearly choked us out of his garage and he had to turn it off) and came to the following conclusions:

- The suspension has ridiculously long travel (a good thing) and the ride is buttery smooth.
- The rear shockie is basically dead. It does no shock absorbing whatsoever. This means that going over lots of small bumps quickly the back wheel dances about and tries to run away by itself. It also means that going through large bumps the rear suspension preloads and then tries to fling you over the handlebars. Gotta be really careful with that.
- The engine is WAY underpowered for its size. No torque at all at low revs, reasonable power in its optimal range and then won't rev above 6,000. More on this later.
- The throttle is too stiff. It was so sticky it wouldn't return by itself until we put a temporary extra spring on it. We've ordered new throttle cables since they're a bit worn.
- The clutch is stiff but usable. The guy we bought it from has fitted a brand new clutch, so it's a bit grabby but once you get used to it it's a nice snickety gear change.
- The tyres are almost brand new. The green mark that's visible on new tyres is still there on the front tyre.
- The "neutral" indicator light didn't work. I found the broken wire and resoldered it, and it now works perfectly.
- The Australian version of the KLR250 doesn't have a switch to turn the headlight off, so it's always on. A bit strange, but not really a problem.
- All gauges work; speedo, tacho, odo, trip meter and temperature.
- The thermo switch for the radiator fan (it's a water-cooled motor) is broken (but I the switch would be dead-easy to replace, so we might try and buy a new one) and the guy has fitted a small manual switch in its place to turn on the radiator fan.
- The bike is fast, even without its full engine power.
- The horn doesn't work.

Yesterday, we decided to check and set the valve clearances since that can affect engine performance. That was a fiddly but not too difficult job, and the looked cool with the tapet cover off because of the 4-valve DOHC setup One of the inlet valves was too loose and the other was too tight; one of the exhaust valves was good but the other was slightly too tight.

My brother took it for a run first, and said it was definitely pulling better - still not as good as it should be, but better. Dad decided to take it for a go then. He powered away, and since Mum had just arrived home from town, we all started helping unload the groceries. Then we heard Dad yelling for us to come quick. We all ran out into the paddock. Dad was standing next to the creek and pointing into it. Luckily the creek is normally dry except in heavy rain, so the bike hadn't fallen into water (which would have cracked the head due to sudden temperature changes). When we got down there, the bike was on its side in a ditch. It's such a heavy bike that Dad couldn't lift it by himself, at least not from in the ditch. We heaved it up, and Dad explained how he had tried to go around to squelchy muddy bit, but the grass was too long and he didn't see a hole on the other side. The bike went through it just fine, but the rear suspension preloaded and flung the bike left, then right, then over sideways. We inspected the damage; visually, the only thing broken was clutch handle, which was actually weird since the bike had landed on its right side.

Long story short, my brother put the clutch handle from our Suzuki DS80 on the KLR250 until we could get new clutch handles. Then we couldn't get it started at all, so we assumed a wire was lose somewhere. In the end it got stripped down and put back together many times, and I spent most of today going over a wiring diagram and checking each and every wire. The kickstand switch has been bypassed and there's a few bodgied jobs, but overall the wiring is mostly stock and not too back. The neutral indicator light wasn't working, so I removed the crappy plastic wire splices from a few wires and properly soldered and heatshrinked them, and the discovered the wire to the neutral switch was broken, so I soldered that back together and now all the lights work. The horn, as far as I can tell, is actually connected properly so I assume the switch must be broken. I'll test that properly later.

Anyway, in all our testing to work out why it wouldn't start, we noticed it had a very weak spark. All the grounds were good and there were no breaks in the wires, so we think either the coil or the CDI is not working fully. In the end we put it all back together and tried push-starting it and it just went "broom" immediately. Our current theory is that the very weak spark is making it hard to start (because it is hard to start) as well as causing the lackluster power output and limited rev range. It fits well, so we'll take it to an auto-electrician and get them to take a look at it. Hopefully that'll fix the problem!

Oh, Dad just walked in now to show us the nasty big bruise on his leg where the bike landed on him. Ouch!

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Right! Time to go find a suitable MAF sensor on eBay that isn't a rubbish Chinese thing! I believe I can find a genuine VDO/Siemens MAF sensor for about $180 from the UK!

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Posted: 5th Mar 2015 21:43
Quote: "What did iMessage do that you miss? Maybe I can help you out here."

People actually use it.

Quote: "The thing is, I hate the iOS keyboard. It sucks SO BAD. I can type really well on Android but not at all on iOS, no matter how much I try. My point is that it probably is familiarity."

It doesn't suck, everything on iOS is designed. Everything on Android is cobbled together. I'm starting to regret my decision. I'm hoping it grows on me.
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Posted: 5th Mar 2015 21:52
Well, you're using Samsung's OEM bloatware. Of course it's cobbled together.

Try a custom ROM, both Cyanogen Mod and AOSP are pretty good ones. Those are usually a bit more consistent if nothing else. On Samsung, they have their own little ecosystem of crud you can't get rid of.

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Can I roll it back to OEM should I still hate it and want to sell it?

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