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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:35 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2009 23:35
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This is a [FRIENDLY] greeting from S.M.I.L.E. industries.

Good afternoon [FRIENDS] I hope you are all {typo} [DEAD] {/typo}

Our most recent {VALUED EMPLOYEE] #75825 met an unfortunate termination of [WORK/LIFE] at the S.M.I.L.E industries testing facilities, and we are looking for a [SKILLED/MANIPULABLE] replacement. No specific job skills other than [BASIC SURVIVAL INSTINCTS] are required, and S.M.I.L.E. industries will accept any young people on work experience. So if you want to [ADD TO YOUR CV/SEE YOUR FAMILY ALIVE AGAIN] then send us a [BLOOD SAMPLE/CV] online.

If chosen, your employment duties will include:
>Participating in [FUN/STRENUOUSLY DANGEROUS] physical activities
>Ensuring the maintenance of your major bodily functions [BREATHING/MOVING,ETC.]
>Being very happy regardless of [PHRASE REMOVED]

Employment lasts until your body opts out.

Features (incomplete list):

Overcome massive environmental obstacles and hazards

Blast your way through single-player with a mix of concussive and lethal weaponry against relentless robotic foes

Mind-bending puzzles that push your logic to the limit

Discover the twisted tales of previous S.M.I.L.E. test subjects

Unravel the mystery and motives of S.M.I.L.E. industries

Explore an austere and deadly game world in dozens of test facilities

Optional hardcore mode for you masochists

More features will be added when I'm ready to reveal them.

Blog set up on IGN for development news and exclusive info:

http://blogs.ign.com/SMILE_industries/2009/05/31/121862/

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bobert
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:38
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reminds me of portal Nice job!

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:39
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[INSPIRED BY PORTAL]

[caps off]

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:41
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where does it say that?

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:42
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What do you mean?

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 17:48
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nvm

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 18:10
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lol, this is the best way I've seen an FPSC game being introduced. Nice work, sounds like fun to play once it's done.
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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 18:49
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Lol, I loved Portals black humour.....

Screenie looks good, let's have some more, this game sounds interesting...

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you know i did see a video like this on http://www.newgrounds.com

the name was the same and it had a creepy feeling to it

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 19:10
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Nice intro. I'll be watching this.

Best.

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 19:13
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S.M.I.L.E. industries [appreciates] your comments.

S.M.I.L.E. industries also knows when this joke gets old...

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Posted: 2nd Mar 2008 19:19
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does this mean rise of the minions is canceled?

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I was wondering when someone would ask.

Rise of the Mini-unz is in no way cancelled, but my input for ROTM has dropped lately. This game should rejuvinate my interest, so I can ultimately make ROTM better in the future.

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I like the intro and idea, both are great, but the screeny isn't good, and it really frustrates me, because I know you could make this great.

I think the environment should look more white, clean, and sterile, kinda like Portal.

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Posted: 3rd Mar 2008 16:12
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That screenie was only whipped up quickly so this thread wouldn't get locked. I'm gonna go for the white, sterile look, with some yellow. I'm gonna be working hard to establish a unique look for the levels, it's just gonna take some time.

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Posted: 3rd Mar 2008 16:39
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I love this concept so much I might steal it.

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Posted: 3rd Mar 2008 18:10
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speaking as some one who is going through the pain of unemployment I had to laugh at the post anyway I'm looking forward to seeing more of this game

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greater artist steal, lesser artists borrow (shakespear)
Quote: "I love this concept so much I might steal it."


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Posted: 5th Mar 2008 16:33
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just throwing out an idea here you should tie in S.M.I.L.E industries somehow with rise of the miniunz like what portal did with HL2 ep2

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Posted: 5th Mar 2008 20:26
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I like the 'portalistic' feel of your game. The great eye will be watching you

The problem is not if there isn't after-death-life. The problem is if there is no life in life!
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Posted: 5th Mar 2008 21:39
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bobert, I like the way you think. I already have an idea...

Quote: "The great eye will be watching you"


If you squint, you might make out my shadow behind the certains. But I don't strut.

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Posted: 5th Mar 2008 22:05
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Quote: "greater artist steal, lesser artists borrow (shakespear)"

also (Bill Gates) and (Steve Jobs)

Make games, not war.
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Posted: 5th Mar 2008 22:17
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Here's a room segment I did the other day (Although the original textures weren't made by me-I just messed with the colours and stuff.)

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Posted: 6th Mar 2008 00:41
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Haha, that is EXACTLY what I mean.

Looks fantastic.

Can't wait to play, you should definitely do cutscenes, and I know they will be good.

If you need any help further down the road (like, when you're almost done and need voice/video work), email me.

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the texture looks great, but you still have to make it seamless, i can see every edge of each segment. but i love it, it definitally reminds me of Portal

You'll Know When You See It.

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also puss in boots will there be enemies or weapons or will you only die in obsticals etc.

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Quote: "also puss in boots will there be enemies or weapons or will you only die in obsticals etc."
Well, obviously FPSC doesn't have the same depth of puzzle potential as portal, so I made the decision early on to make it more action-oriented. Gotta play to the programs strengths. But the action will be really varied and there will be a puzzle element, although I'm finding the best way to implement this.

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I like the new segment a lot! Can't wait to see
how this one will turn out.

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Sweet job Puss!

Loving the look, and looking forward to the demo!

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Posted: 7th Mar 2008 21:51 Edited at: 7th Mar 2008 21:52
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Quote: "I love this concept so much I might steal it."

Thats exactly what I was thinking, reminds me of my xxx Kill TV xxx concept.
I love the spikes in the image, reminds me of that traps pack I really wanted to see, that would of been a damn fine pack.

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You can download them off the forums.

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Do the spikes go up and down?

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Yeah, they do it at seemingly random intervals. Animated and everything.

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I think this may work best as a cartoon style in graphic style.

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Nah. I've already got Rise of the Mini-unz. I may do more cartoon games in the future, but I want to take things down to earth for this one. But it'll be just as quirky.

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You come up with the best funny story lines and games with cartoonish looks... Great job, unlike most of us, you alot of effort into your creations... Was MINI-unz ever completed cause i really liked that game it was very cool...

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As I said, ROTM hasn't been cancelled. Just postponed. This game just had to be done and ROTM had kinda come to a standstill. And thanks for the comment. That made my day.

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Nice, I think I'll keep an eye on this game hehe, Portal was great
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When I first read the thread title, I thought It was some noob who was hiring people for his "company."

The game looks pretty good, and it does remind me of portal. Anything that reminds me of Portal is incredibly awesome.

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very nice. if this is anything like portal i might buy it(if i get enough money lol)

oh and remember:"we will alway put you in a safe enviroment, or give you appropriate equipment and info. for example, if you touch the floor it shall result in a bad mark on your tes results, followed by death.good luck."

I <3 PORTAL.(thats why i made the Weighted companion cube )

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More pictures, I like the idea of the game, but I want to see how this idea will pan out.

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The game looks genius. I love the quirky humor. And your game is reminiscent of Portal. Damn Portal... so fun... yet so brutally hard. I can't wait to see this one.

I'm a noob and proud of it!!! GRRRR!!!
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Anybody that can make a game that even resembles Portal must be genius. I'd love to see how this game turns out!

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Greetings [FRIENDS]

SMILE industries would like to know if applicants would be interested in our "subject interactivity" program. This program would allow employees to interact in new, inventive ways. They can exchange conversations and used bullets, develop team skills, flag and node capture and [PWNAGE] skills. If people are interested, they can meet and greet at the happy lab colloseum in Q3 2008.

[INCASE YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON, SMILE INDUSTRIES REFERS TO MULTIPLAYER MODE]

So, are you interested? Voice your opinions here. And remember: a S.M.I.L.E. is contagious.

[SINCERELY]
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well im interested in a multiplayer... S.M.I.L.E. industries communibot

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Waiting to see more! Nice work so far!

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WOW.

Haha, this game looks great. I'll do a site for you, or any graphic design. I don't know yet if I'm up for textures (exams, and stuff) but I can try.

Anndd I'll do some movie stuff too. In fact I'll do a demo movie for you now.


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Ok, I whipped up a background, the actual smile on the face might be a little too "hand drawn" looking, but for now I think it's ok.

I went for the Portal's "Aperture Technologies" (or whatever) look. The professional, but still disturbing look. Haha, so enjoy this wallpaper.

(1024x768)

-AaronG

I might start working on a little "video" about the company, with happy music, but disturbing vibes. Haha.


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