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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2008 19:20
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Granted. I am "Perminantly" banned from the "forumz" but NOT from the Forums.

I wish for a delicious blueberry muffin.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2008 23:00
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Granted, but its got somthing(?) Cyanide in, about 0.2 grams, a very lethal dose, and well its poision...



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dan958
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2008 23:04
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granted but you also get a

i wish for all the TGC products for free, and they all work and they are perfect, and nothing ever goes wrong with them, or with me, or my pc...so basicly NOTHING bad can happen


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Aertic
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2008 23:17
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*Cough* FPSC *Cough*

Well there free, but they come with viruses that even the MOD(Minerstry of defence.) cant destroy.

I wish for better improvements in FPSC, then realese it for free.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 17:38
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granted, but they accidentally insert the self-destruct code for your particular computer into the program. Upon opening it, your computer blows up in your face.

I wish that the cake was NOT a lie.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 17:58
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Granted, instead it aint a lie, and also the cake gets eaten, by you, and the cake, oddly? has patassium cyanide in, well you know the drill be green and also drop to the floor, its got 0.4 grams this time...

I wish for more members.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 18:02
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granted, but to the forums of a DIFFERENT website.

I wish for more members to THIS website, who will amke me their leader and do my bidding! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 18:05 Edited at: 24th Apr 2008 18:06
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Granted, New member to this thread will be a mod, to lock this post.



I wish what i granted does realy come true

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 19:20
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granted, but then everyone who ever posted in this thread creates their OWN corrupt a wish thread! now there are hundreds of them! BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAA!!!

I wish Mson would stop wishing for this topic to end. If he doesn't like this topic, he doesn't have to post here.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 19:47
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Granted, He stops, but I BANN HIM!!!
BAAAANNNN, well I wish....

I wish I can BAAAAAANNNNNNN HIMMM!!!
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 19:48
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granted, but only by banning yourself as well.

I wish I had the power to N00B slap people.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 19:55
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Granted, you n00b slap only you're self...

I wish for RA.
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 20:15
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Granted, but RA stands for "Rabid Antichokes."

I wish for a jar of pickles.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 20:55
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Granted, but, they got the usual, potassium-cyanide, and also 10000000000000 grams of it



I wish for
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 20:58
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Granted but the is the one you get when you have an idea. It burns out and you can never have any ideas ever again.

I wish for a

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Aertic
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 21:37 Edited at: 24th Apr 2008 21:53
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Granted
Quote: "but, they got the usual, potassium-cyanide, and also 10000000000000 grams of it"




I wish for ===[[]]====[[{:}]]==[[{:}]]
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Omega gamer 89
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... ummm... granted, but...... YOU get some potassium-cyanide?

I wish for some WITHOUT any kind of posion.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 21:54
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Edited my post...
Granted instead they have killa germs...
Killa I 'ell ya'.

I wish for ===[[]]====[[{:}]]==[[{:}]]
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 22:00
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Granted, but, because I have no idea what that is, I drop an anvil on your head.

I wish that this thread hadn't thinned out to just me and LT Tatters. (And the occasional appearence by MSon.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 24th Apr 2008 22:18
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Granted, it gets thined out with you

I wish for ===[[]]====[[{:}]]==[[{:}]]
(Car chase...)
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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 02:11
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granted, but you crash in it and die.

i wish for a real working lightsaber.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Allanon Shadeslayer
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 05:37
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granted, but because of your unsuperior sword handling skills cause you to hurt your hand using it

i wish for parents that aren't control freaks

Uh. . . What?!
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 15:19
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Granted, but you're aunt is...

I wish for GUI.
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MSon
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 15:32 Edited at: 25th Apr 2008 15:35
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Granted, but as your dislexic, GUI stand for Guys In Uniforms, So your sent 50 male strippers.

I wish for a pay rise

Everyone Be Cool, You, Be Cool.
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MSon
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 15:38 Edited at: 25th Apr 2008 19:42
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Oops

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Aertic
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 17:57
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Granted, but after that you start to slack, and get a pay downage... whatever they call em...

I wish for MA APACHE...
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 19:30
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Granted, but you are crushed by a flying icecream truc.

I wish for a crossbow.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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MSon
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Posted: 25th Apr 2008 19:43
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Granted its aimed at your forehead

Quote: "Granted, but after that you start to slack, and get a pay downage... whatever they call em..."


Thats illegal in the UK without agreement from all parties, so i can sue them then

I wish i win the case

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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but "The case" refers to a case of beer. You drink it, get drunk, and you fall off a tall building.

I wish for a fancy new car.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Granted, but you aren't give the keys, so you can't start it

I wish that I had decided to order xp professional instead of media center edition

Uh. . . What?!
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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but your computer is damaged in the shipping process. It doens't work when you get it.

I wish for a a giant mutant Kitteh kat that will destroy the world.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Oryn Brasmir
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Granted, but the hardware in your computer doesn't have drivers for XP professional available......its proprietary MUAHAHAHAHA

I wish I had some free time

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Posted: 26th Apr 2008 01:00 Edited at: 26th Apr 2008 01:00
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Granted, but you waste it replying to this post.

I wish that nobody would reply to this post.

90% of statistics are completely inaccurate.
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Ed222
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Posted: 26th Apr 2008 02:12 Edited at: 26th Apr 2008 02:15
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Granted nobody(as in a name) doesn't post in this fourm instead I post in this fourm


I wish I had the power to stop time with out being frozen my self

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Aertic
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Granted, but its you're time you're wasting, not ours.
I wish for This Was A Triumph
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLAD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When Theres Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLAD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.

I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

T feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

While you're dying I'll be still.

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

STILL ALIVE

(Sorry for long post.)
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Omega gamer 89
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Granted, but you are only still alive for ten more minutes, after that, you die.

I wish for a lolcat.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 30th Apr 2008 21:40
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Hello? Don't let this almost die again, people!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 2nd May 2008 18:15
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Come ON! Please! Someone else make a post! We CAN'T let this thread die!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Omega gamer 89
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I repeat: Don't let this thread die!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Stop bumping it. Let it be.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 6th May 2008 18:05 Edited at: 6th May 2008 18:05
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Why? Its a great topic, and it started out with, like, twenty posts a day! I really don't understand why this topic has practicaly died, and yet topics like word association have over 10000 posts! I like word association, but I personally find this much more fun. And judging by the early days of this topic, so did everyone else. So why has everyone let this to die?

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Maybe because its gone a bit stale now?

David doesn't constantly post in his thread to bump it up to the top.
If everybody started bumping a thread for no reason then it will start to get a bit silly.

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Omega gamer 89
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I'm not bumping it for no reason, I'm bumping it to remind people that this thread is still alive and get them back in here.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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