I always laugh at those tips, as I fail at every single one of them and yet I'm together with a (quiet, shy, lovely, cute) girl for 2 years, and have been chased by several of the popular (noisy, whorey, dirty) girls in the last years...
Quote: "1. get yourself a decent hair cut and some decent clothes if you don't have them already. If you wear black t-shirts with heavy metal pictures on them, destroy them immediately. Make sure you are at least reasonably well groomed;"
Mmm. I always wear blue. Blue t-shirts and vests stuff. My hair is permanentely screwed up.
Quote: "2. if you have a moustache or a beard, it's probably best to lose them. They would have been very cool in the Victorian era but nowadays ... nah;"
Goatee, traces of a beard and moustache...
Quote: "3. if you are fat, make an effort and lose some weight. You don't have to have a body like a Greek God, you just have to avoid looking like a slob;"
I'm not fat! WOOOW! I passed
Quote: "4. don't worry about your subjective perceived appearance, i.e. that you think you don't look like Brad Pitt, are too tall/too short, etc. Every major study ever conducted has shown that women are less interested in looks than men are;"
What the f*ck? Women less interested in looks? Maybe the appearance of their partner.
Quote: "5. act confident (this is VERY important). Believe in yourself;"
Woow... Two out of... seven.
Quote: "6. don't obsess about any one woman. This is hopeless. There are plenty more fish in the sea;"
Obsess as in... an eight month hunt for one girl?
Quote: "7. make the suggestion in a casual but friendly way. Don't act needy. For example: "I'm thinking of going to [name of place/pub/bar] next [Monday/Thursday/etc] - hey, would you like to join me?""
I changed my personal message on MSN to 'I'm mad...' and when she asked, I just said '...about you. Want to go to the movies?'. That bad? It worked...
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